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<td align="center"> corey's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I just realized you're ugly"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>



LMFAO!

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You Are a Fierce Femme
You have a wild side, and you aren't afraid to bring it out when the time is right. But you also know when to hang back and keep your "crazy chick" persona in check. In fact, some of your friends may be surprised to find out how far you can take it... You may look mild mannered, but it's all an act!
You Are A Jealous Ex
You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving on. You're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissed. Jealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go.
You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.


HARHARHAR.

and that's just wrong. i'm not a jealous ex, i'm a STALKER ex.

para kay [info]mamonica: What Kind of Drunk Are You? you are a WIGGIG!!




hahaha.

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now this is funny.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Corey!

  1. When provoked, Corey will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  2. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Corey!
  3. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Corey.
  4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Corey.
  5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Corey.
  6. By tradition, a girl standing under Corey cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Corey is the victim.
  8. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Corey!
  9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Corey at least three times a week.
  10. Corey cannot swim.
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HAHAHAHAHA! so true! especially #1! i like that bit about eating Corey 3 times a week LMAO!

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